What is happening to me?

I'm trying to document some strange things that go on around me. Also who am I?

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Shoe strings came apart. Huh??

My shoe strings came apart today. I’ve never seen that happen before.  I tried to put them back together but made it worse. Attempted a shoe  string transplant but forgot to put  them on my feet first. Whatever, I think I found a better way to secure them anyways.

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Broke Dimensional Barrier on my bike

Found a free bike and tried to ride it but it wasn't working. Found a steep hill instead but hill was too steep and I entered some sort of super speed mode. I don't know how I survived. Bike broke. Back to the garbage I guess. Bikes aren't for me.

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Sent to Balloon Jail

I was sent to balloon jail after I killed one of my balloon friends. I thought they were trying to kill me but they were making me a nice card for my birthday. I didn’t know balloons could do that. Maybe something to do with my birthday wish...

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Annoying Broom Stick

Need help finding loud broom stick. It walked out a few weeks ago. Very useful for household chores. Please let me know if you find it and tell it i'm sorry I put in the toilet.

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place i sleep

i'm trying to document some strange things that go on around me. Also who am i?

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